Joey Boccio is bocc.io’s Founder and Director of Performative Competence. With over two decades of experience turning executive panic into bloated tooling nobody will ever use, he has mastered the art of navigating the modern tech stack - and the modern stakeholder attention span.
He builds teams that outlast the executive revolving door, reigns in cross-functional corporate lifers before they can derail everything, and masterfully shields his teams from the fallout of middle managers' latest vanity projects. He’s fluent in SQL, Python, and the exact tone of Slack message that says, “This is a terrible idea,” without actually saying it.
When he’s not reworking KPIs for the fifth time to match someone's gut feeling, Joey enjoys forecasting things that already happened, visualizing things no one cares about, and holding a grim ledger of every pointless meeting endured.